It all starts with CORPORAL PUNISHMENTS.Those days of your early school days.I have experienced a hell lot of Corporal punishments dating from the day 1 of my school days.Imagine a hand the size of a fully grown HEALTHY adult pounding on your back and you are in your 2nd grade.Geez these adults could get really authoritative sometimes you know.I think that's how i got my back pain.I got mentally tortured for saying "I LIKE YOU"(not even i love u) to this girl in my class when i was in my 5th grade.The senior who LIKES her comes up to me and you know what...aaahhh i wan my mommy..!!
A 5th grader tot who doesn't even know how to properly indulge in a "Conversation with the one eyed-trouser snake" and getting caught by your parents for watching an A rated movie.Nope i did not know what was this word called "Embarrassing".When in college i told my friends about this incident and they were like "Whack dude,awesome"....yeah rite.I flunked in 8th grade and ended up doing it again.The reason behind me flunking--got caught for copying during the final exams.Yup a learning lesson for me but did i learn or did you guys stop copying when you went to coll,well anyway i did not n by some luck never got caught again..ha ha ha.So your lovely twin sister becomes elder to you in terms of grade wise but not age wise because she never copied or flunked like her lil brother.The sad part u have been studyin with a group of friends from 1st grade till 8th grade in the same school and suddenly from the next year you end up studying and sitting among your juniors and me the great acting like the senior of the class,ha ha.Like they give a FUCK about you.
31st of May (i don remember which year but i think i was in my 10th grade).Do you people know what is the importance or what is the 31st MAY of every year observed as.It is WORLD NO TOBACCO DAY.The back benchers of the 10th grade commerce section take THE OATH,that 10 minute long oath swearing out those words from their foul mouths "NO WE WILL NOT SMOKE OR DO ANYTHING RELATED TO TOBACCO". 8:45 AM the oath is taken and by 10:30 few parents show up in front of our Principals office.Guess what..HAPPY NO TOBACCO DAY..we got caught for smoking outside the school campus behind the nursery school wall.Out of the 5 guys who wer smokin the teacher spotted only two of us.YAY LUCKY aka LAKSHMAN,you are one of the two.Think of the height of luck when you really don't need any.Fun part: My dad comes to the school with a bottle of Brandy inside his pant pocket.Suspended for one week.Thank you !!!
Ah your first ever true LOVE.You spend hours and days waiting for her outside her tuition class for her to finish with what ever she is doing inside there and come out and u r like " OH,HEY UUUU...GOIN MA WAY.SHALL I WALK U HOME.....BLINK BLINK..".The day dreaming combined with night dreaming starts,u hug ur fav pillow n sleep with a smile on ur face n ur mum is like"what is wrong with this boy".So finally you build up the courage and ideas on how to propose her.Since its your first love lets do it grand shall we.You see her waitin for her school bus to come pick her up.From nower u build up this immence potency and the next thing you know am kneeling down in the middle of the road and giving her a red rose..(PISCEANS are born romantic).WOW .She just laughs out her wit and tells me "That's so cute of u...bye".Well at least
give me back my red rose,ehh one petal....pretty please...
Am is 12th garde and our results are out.Again by some luck we all cleared it with pretty decent marks.We all went to our school and met our teachers and then one guy is like "Dude get ur dad's car and i will also get a car and lets go somewer n BOOZE.".So we all that is around 12 of us go to a TODDY shop( found in almost every lane in kerala).My instinct was siding both the sides,DONT DRINK---DRINK UP MAN..u passed....so i went with u passed and joy instinct (i had only half a glass).One of our buddy hinted us about this small lake near his house where we could all go n chill out for a while.so we reach there and even before you know it two guys are already in the water wearing jus their UNDIES(don start laughin yet).Out of the two guys again the other guy happens to be ME.The serious part:-- The neighbours were not really comfortable with us showing our butt out.An old grandma comes out of her house with a knife(more like a sickle) and threatens us to leave. NOTE:-- When a guy is drunk i mean pissed drunk,please do not disturb his happy feelings or moment until he collapses on his own and goes into hibernation for a long time. The other guy who was in the water with me was pissed drunk and eventually ended up in a fight with the local residents even though the lake was for public use,but BUTT showing,nope.So we started to move out but somebody was so pissed off at us they called the cops and yippeeeee My first POLICE JEEP ride.it was a very bumpy ride i must say.LOL.Everyones parents were informed and finally by around 9 in the night they let us go.WHOEVER called the cops on us this is for you "WE STILL HATE YOU AND WE ARE STILL CURSING YOU"....
Every teen gets so excited wen they hear they are going to THE COLLEGE.I have had a very tough time during the beginning days of my college life cause i was new in town.People around you even your own classmates do not understand you and you sit there clueless thinking on what to do next.U have no friends because of a major communication problem but still you find a couple of them with your same length n make a connection worked out and finally you find out that some of them are total ass holes.Well not all.This classmate of your's call's you out to a mall to hangout and you do so because you are bored sitting at home and one day a bunch of college gangsters come by and snatch your mobile phone and they are walking off and you are standing there watching like an ass-hole...no i did not chicken out but the guy who came with me chickened out.(I do not wish to go into detail cause it brings back bad memories and its still an unsolved mystery).I loved my N-gage QD...so i got another one and neva went to that mall with him again.
Am kind of a tall and skinny guy(my friends used to tell me that i look like this guy from the German concentration camp).I used to get scared wen i see all these huge people around me.Even for fun if they come n pat me on the back i would end up breaking a bone or two.Then this strange feeling creeps onto you"will you be able to kick someone's ass if they come up with a fight with you" cause you are so skinny you might end up breaking your own bones rather than their's.It caused such a mental dilemma to me i started dreaming about me being ARNOLD...oooohh check his body out,my my.The masculineness in his body..oh...(no i am not a GAY)...
Your lovely aunt gets you a bike without the know how of your parents(but they came to know later on).Do you even know how to drive a bike,duh who cares...i have a freaking bike(CBZ,i jus love that bike,the old beast).Your first accident.I was so used to driving a bicycle i kept mixing up things for the first couple of days.Driving down the lane a dog pops up and i wanted to apply the brakes but instead i applied the clutch(left side was brakes in a cycle but in a bike its the clutch) and the bike goes even more smooth and free..wow this is cooool....@#^&%....OUCH.
Hey lucky don't goto college today,we are bunking it today.WTF,no way dude am going to college or else we are gonna end up in some deep shit.But trust me if i had not bunked that day i would have considered myself as a LOOSER.Wat's a college life without some bunking,last bench chit chat,passing notes,eating before the break,making fun of the lecturer(without them hearing it).I once got caught for chewing gum in the class n blowing it and bursting it..lol..so i goto the principals office and he makes me write a "Letter of promise" I hereby confess my Center Fresh chewing gum which i was chewing during my class hour's and will not repeat it again.I get out of the office head straight to the loo to take a leak and put another CHEWING GUM into that promised mouth of mine.
You flunk in your internal exams and they call your parents to the college to come meet the staff and have a pep talk with your mommy and daddy.A bunch of students who do not have cool and understanding parents like our's formed a group and called up a strike.Ha ha ha they ended up in more deeper shit than they could have ever imagined of.Phew its a good thing i did not participate in this one.
Hey lovely aunt o mine,its my friends birthday today and he is treating us at his place.A long gap of silence and then "Maybe i will have a small bottle of beer".seconds later your aunt turns towards you and gives you that PARENT-ISH look.Finally after answering all those adulterated questions she gives you the go sign.You goto the party and oh my,so many strangers.You see this girl sitting in one corner and boozing all alone,you feel pity and you take a large sip and approach her in a very drunk and horny tone you say "HEY YOU,WAD UP".The head turns towards you and you go like " %#$@& i need to go to the loo, excuse moi". Fuuuuck she turns out to be a guy with long hair and good titties.Am drunk...hic......
Your second true love.You truely madly deeply fall in love with this next flat chick.You see her everyday,she see's you.She gives you those cute smiles and looks and in the next couple of days you approach her and engage in a nervous conversation and scare her but you make it up by further conversation and viola you have a GIRLFRIEND.Chatting,Dating,Hugging.You like everything she say's and does,movies,CCD,Terrace hopping,those seashore moments yada yada.Months pass by and one fine day it happened.Yup.No not sex you Perverts.She breaks up.After almost a year and a half she ask's me-------
What do we have in common? Well other than your Vertical smile and my bald headed moose, we could have had a lot of things in common if you were willing to.
Our wavelengths do not match at all !!!...hmmm i think i never received those high frequency ones.
I can't accept your attitude to life. Ah look who is talking..The perfectionist.Oh i loved someone who gets displeased with anything that is not perfect(i was going through a very hard and decisive life).Imagine-there are about 1,00,000 hairs on an average human's head,so did u mean to say that all those 1,00,000 hairs on your head was of the same length.WOW,why didn't you tell me baby,so mean of you.Mwaaaah... :)
One of the most difficult things to articulate is the feelings you get when you are apart from that someone and when they do not appreciate it when shown.
You know this friend through another friend of your's who happens to be your classmate and best bud.You start hanging out with them together and eventually you start liking the other friend as a friend and nothing more than a friend,i mean it,don't get your thought's running now.As time goes by a trust is built between us and it looked like not even the ice berg which sank the Titanic could sink our trust and friendship ( poor Titanic).They come over chill out,watch movies,talk,discuss,hangout blah blah.As time goes by the friends started doing things behind the curtain,ya ya i no what you guys are thinking of but don think to that extent.Some trusted ship eh.I guess the ice berg found its way and sank our ship too.Trust is something which takes years to build up but there are some who can break it the next minute.
well just thought would write something up and thats what you just read.
PS:Don mind the grammar cause it never comes right when you want it to.
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